I prefer Shanree'

[Frood]

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Not Shen Li....



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Pancakes should beef up the bum.... not mimic the already flat asiatic patootie... :(

[DKG]

I assumed it would be another Seamoron level thread/post from DD. I don't care that he claims to be a conservative, his posts are exclusively for the amusement of the spastic special ed community. What DD forgets is that they post at other forums.

[Frood]

You're like a landfill tyre around the neck of a circus seal, sometimes... lighten up, bud.

[Herman]

I can tell old DD aint ever done an Oriental gal. The curviest arse I have ever seen in my life was on a Korean gal I did. She made Nicki Minaj look like those flat arsed White gals that look like little boys that he likes.

[Frood]

I can tell old DD aint ever done an Oriental gal. The curviest arse I have ever seen in my life was on a Korean gal I did. She made Nicki Minaj look like those flat arsed White gals that look like little boys that he likes.

I had a Vietnamese friend whose father was a German American..



Had she not gone off the rails early, she could have bikini modelled.



So sad. I really really crushed on her and her on me... be we were awkward at the time...



Last I heard 20 plus years ago, she was serving time for dealing.

[DKG]

I can tell old DD aint ever done an Oriental gal.

I believe that.

[Frood]

Ok, dude. Relax.



I acknowledge that you're present and shit....

[Breakfall]

Asian women are very clean and tasty. Their personal hygiene trumps that of their western civilisation counterparts.

[Odinson]

Asian women are very clean and tasty. Their personal hygiene trumps that of their western civilisation counterparts.

I thought you were into unclean bitches...

[Breakfall]

Asian women are very clean and tasty. Their personal hygiene trumps that of their western civilisation counterparts.

I thought you were into unclean bitches...

Yeah I'm talking pee—pee residue not bacterial Petri dishes!

[Anonymous]

A proper woman should sigh like a properly uncorked champagne bottle during foreplay and gasp like a marathon runner at climax. Not giggle like a schoolgirl and squeak like an inflatable sex toy.

[Breakfall]

A proper woman should sigh like a properly uncorked champagne bottle during foreplay and gasp like a marathon runner at climax. Not giggle like a schoolgirl and squeak like an inflatable sex toy.

That doesn't make sense??? An uncorked champagne bottle doesn't sigh...it pops, even holding the cork. And a marathon runner doesn't gasp, as they have excellent cardio.



As long as a woman doesn't scream like a banshee, fart during sex or fake an orgasm she can pretty much stay connected to me.

[Anonymous]

A proper woman should sigh like a properly uncorked champagne bottle during foreplay and gasp like a marathon runner at climax. Not giggle like a schoolgirl and squeak like an inflatable sex toy.

That doesn't make sense??? An uncorked champagne bottle doesn't sigh...it pops, even holding the cork. And a marathon runner doesn't gasp, as they have excellent cardio.



As long as a woman doesn't scream like a banshee, fart during sex or fake an orgasm she can pretty much stay connected to me.

So you've never properly uncorked a champagne bottle and you freely associate with underachieving marathon runners. No wonder your requirements of women are so low.

[Breakfall]

That doesn't make sense??? An uncorked champagne bottle doesn't sigh...it pops, even holding the cork. And a marathon runner doesn't gasp, as they have excellent cardio.



As long as a woman doesn't scream like a banshee, fart during sex or fake an orgasm she can pretty much stay connected to me.

So you've never properly uncorked a champagne bottle and you freely associate with underachieving marathon runners. No wonder your requirements of women are so low.

Oi fuckwit...introduce yourself when you talk to me. You can be a guest all you like, but have the courtesy to provide me with your nic.



Yes....I know how to properly uncork a bloody champagne bottle...I've lived on this planet for over half a century, and I was a long distance runner and triathlon contender.



Try not talking out of your arse next time anonymous! Thanking you kindly...

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[Anonymous]

So you've never properly uncorked a champagne bottle and you freely associate with underachieving marathon runners. No wonder your requirements of women are so low.

Oi fuckwit...introduce yourself when you talk to me. You can be a guest all you like, but have the courtesy to provide me with your nic.

Chunky Yoghurt's sweaty guntstrap.



See? Made no difference at all, did it?

Yes....I know how to properly uncork a bloody champagne bottle...I've lived on this planet for over half a century, and I was a long distance runner and triathlon contender.

Just not a very good one, right? Right.

Try not talking out of your arse next time anonymous! Thanking you kindly...

Why's that, does the emissions of my pucker distract you from your fantasies of licking it? Be grateful for the gift of my gas you effeminate little poofter.